Turdburglar 

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

Turdburglar by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010

turdburglar 

So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then..

He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)

Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!

Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!

turdburglar by Cavia Porcellus March 13, 2010

turdburglar 

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner

That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand

turdburglar by Colonel Cockenstein October 29, 2003

turdburglar 

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

turdburglar by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turdburglar 

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

turdburglar by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar 

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

turdburglar by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

Turdburglar 

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

Turdburglar by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019