Fap Tuesday

The day before Ash Wednesday when all those giving up masturbation for lent go overboard with their fapping.

Dude, I whacked off 5 times yesterday. I had to make the most of Fap Tuesday before 40 days without doing it.

by justthisone March 23, 2011

2x tuesday

Special deal offered by Dominos pizza on Tuesday. Buy one large pizza at regular price and get a second pizza, FREE!

It's funny, those Dominos deals. 'Tuesday. 2x Tuesday, buy a large pizza at regular price and get a second pizza FREE!' Oh wow, FREE! Just goes to show you when you do buy a large pizza not on a Tuesday just how much of a raping you get, when they can afford to give you another free one, still make profit, but it's not Tuesday.

by Racer Stylez April 24, 2008

See you next Tuesday

A verbal play on the C word. That is right the profane C.U.N.T.

Bitch: “your hair looks like crap! Why do you bother getting up each morning?!”

Nice girl: “yeah, have a nice day! see you next Tuesday!

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

n word tuesday

it is a universal law that the n word can only be said on a Tuesday, as stated at the beginning of time by two celastal beings known as manhera and jesus crist, n word tuesdays were invented on the subject of when it was appropriate that the bible 2 was the real bible

jeff bezos said the n word on n word tuesday

by pyxus March 10, 2021

Only on Tuesdays

A prase to be said to confuse people when asked if you are something derroghitory and/or bad

When asked if he was gay, Feir replied, "Only on Tuesdays."

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Tallman on a Tuesday

real fucked up

Man that mother fucker was so messed up he looked like tallman on a tuesday..

by musubiz June 25, 2010

Tiara Tuesday

Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!

Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"

by Moodygirl45 September 7, 2005