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Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
Or
Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
Or
Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
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A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
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A- "Dude, story trumper."
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