treestar

the obsession of long necks in the 37th land before time "i've lost the valley" story

"TreeeeeSTAR"
"....Thats a leaf, retard"

"I like to sleep with my treestar"
"...you have no freinds"

by Caitlin & Anneke October 8, 2003

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011

Treegasm

The yellowish powder all over everything in the spring is the result of the trees and plants "release" in an attempt to reproduce.

Yellow smoke cumming off a tree as the wind is blowing. Do NOT walk through it! It's a Treegasm.

by Olges April 22, 2010

Trees

the wood things with bark and leaves that stick out of the ground.

Hey, man what's that green thing over there?

what, that? that's just the trees, man.

by k1ng0fthetree5 May 6, 2010

Blow Trees

to smoke ganja bud cheeba whatever you want to call it

" Hey dude i got some fine Calli bud"
"tight man are you tryin to blow trees after work"

by Dylan (Die-lon) August 3, 2006

Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.

Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.

by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them

Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"

by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017