Swiss Tractor 

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.

The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.

Swiss Tractor by stevealex June 29, 2021

buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

buy a tractor by farmkid March 7, 2009

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole 

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

south carolina tractor fuck 

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.

yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.

south carolina tractor fuck by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018

Catalonian Tractor Prank 

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls

Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood

Catalonian Tractor Prank by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

remuera tractor 

A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank

Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.

remuera tractor by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

Chocolate Tractor 

Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.

For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.

Chocolate Tractor by alimo88 May 23, 2009