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The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
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G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles
"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"
by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023
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goin on tour

When you rent a uhaul and drive to an undisclosed location to purchase and transport narcotics.
we were scheduled to be "goin on tour" in june in the bay.
by ChiChi French February 15, 2009
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Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.
Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?
by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022
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Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.
"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"
by toroboy December 17, 2009
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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.
George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010
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