Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles

"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"

by BraveinSociety June 09, 2023

dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.

After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.

by Keturah November 21, 2009

The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.

Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?

by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022

hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 29, 2019

Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.

"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"

by toroboy December 17, 2009

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 05, 2009