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The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
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G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag
Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?
by VBartilucci January 24, 2010
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dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.
After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.
by Keturah November 20, 2009
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Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.
There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour
by pem0488 April 6, 2019
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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.
George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010
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Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.
"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"
by toroboy December 17, 2009
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