toronto maple leafs

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple leafs are quite the bunch.

toronto maple leafs by bob landry July 16, 2008

Toronto Blue Jays 

The only MLB team that isn't in the United States & will soon become a huge threat to both the Red Sox & Yankees. In 2011, they will be lead by Jose Bautista, Ricky Romero, & Aaron Hill. Also, they will have a new manager named John Farrell.

The Toronto Blue Jays are an expansion teamed that entered the MLB in 1985.

They won back to back World Series back in 1992 & 1993

Toronto Blue Jays by Nikki Poo March 8, 2011

Toronto Tidal Wave 

When a group of women ejaculate on someone's face. The person can be either laying down or on their knees while the women would be surrounding the person in a circle or in single file line. Similar to the male version of this, the bukkake.

I just got a Toronto Tidal Wave from a lacrosse team who happened to be from Europe.

Toronto Tidal Wave by jb176 June 20, 2010

Toronto Undead 

Metal Promoters supporting the Underground. Started in 2003. Booking the best Canadian Metal in Southern Ontario

Toronto Undead supports Evirus, Wetwork, Anvil, Razor, Eclipse Eternal, Will of the Ancients and more

Toronto Undead by Michele and Ron July 16, 2006

toronto maple leafs

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha

Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!

toronto maple leafs by sss359 October 26, 2006

Toronto Maple Leafs

A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.

Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK

Toronto Maple Leafs by Hockeyplayer0101 July 29, 2005

Toronto Maple Leafs

An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.

Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.

Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket

Toronto Maple Leafs by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015