winter tourettes

the uncontrollable act of swearing and cursing when one finds themselves outdoors in frigid temperatures: usually heard in designated smoking areas outside workplaces and nightclubs.

Smoker 1: "Holy fucking Jesus! Its ass snappin' cold out here!"

Smoker 2: "Fuckin rights! My winter tourettes set in last fuckin week!"

by Tamadrummer March 4, 2012

Bill Clinton Tourettes

A disorder of the nervous system that causes Republicans to instinctively and repetitively cite to Bill Clinton's transgressions, whether real or imaginary right wing conspiracy theories (e.g. Vince Foster), as justification for any and all misdeeds committed by Republicans. Bill Clinton Tourettes is always used in Lieu of rational or well reasoned arguments.

Be kind to the idiot in the corner loudly defending Roy Moore by talking about Oval Office blowjobs, he suffers from Bill Clinton Tourettes.

by Notorious RBG October 4, 2018

LMAO Tourettes

LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.

Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!

by squeezy esq July 7, 2010

tourettestrial radio

a far more accurate description of terrestrial radio stations that truly believe they are remaining relevant by playing the same old songs over and over and over again.

Tourettestrial radio stations have repeated their short list of songs for so many decades that it's almost like an uncontrollable tic disorder. Most people now have a difficult time tolerating it but accept that their contribution to society is to the best of their abilities.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 22, 2016

Music Tourettes Syndrome

Someone with Music Tourettes Syndrome (MTS) Is usually someone who has mass amounts of music, which is necessary for the constant changing of songs.

If you find yourself in a car or listening to music with someone with MTS, its best to not get too involved in listening to a song, because within the first 30 seconds or so, they will change the song. Its all about the constant turn over of songs, they seem to lack the will, patience, or attention span to actually listen to the entirety of a song.

Ted selects "Losing My Religion - REM" on his iPod.

30 seconds later, Ted changes the song.

Stacy: "Hey! I like that song..."

Ted: "Uh huh..." *Scrolls through iPod for next song.*

Stacy: D:<

Ted has some serious Music Tourettes Syndrome.

by VeSlapsYou January 11, 2012

Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009

Hamilton Tourettes

A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.

Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”

by jamesleblanc October 28, 2008