5 definitions by squeezy esq

LMAO Tourettes

LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.

Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!

by squeezy esq July 6, 2010

quasi address

directions to the general location of your home but with very specific descriptions of surrounding landmarks.

Jon gave Squeezy his quasi address:

by roosevelt
a block down
the crash pad

by squeezy esq July 16, 2010

11:59 p.m.

at the end of the day

At 11:59 p.m., we're all just squirrels looking for nuts.

by squeezy esq July 16, 2010

Off THE Rocker

the proverbial "rocker" from which, one who's flown the coo coo's nest, has fallen.

If he thinks you're like "off the rocker" nuts, then no, he's not gonna call you back.

by squeezy esq July 13, 2010

emotional rapist

a person who treats others as pawns, manipulates their minds and plays with their emotions.

Ryan is an emotional rapist, he likes to prey on insecure young girls, will f%ck you and then also f%ck you up and over, later.

by squeezy esq July 13, 2010