toploader

prankster placing a fresh turd in the cistern of an adversary, then letting it fester unhindered

'I hear that dude is the phantom Toploader'

by marco2000 April 27, 2006

Topside

Something that is really great, brilliant, sterling.

Wow that waistcoat is really topside.

by evenstarx October 18, 2018

bottle tops

1. shrooms

fresno is a long drine homeboy. you guys want some bottle tops for the road?

by cuco October 5, 2003

Fucking Tops

Something that is actualy shit, but when "Fucken Tops" is said, it is said sarcasticly.

Oh yeh Slipknot! Theyre fucking tops!
Our english class is fucking tops!

by eddy1 May 2, 2005

Dank-topolis

A state\place filled with happiness.

Yo, andy.

Your moms kitchen is dank-topolis.

by CnClear January 18, 2011

topogenesis

The process by which the place where a person is raised influences their personality characteristics.

Her ridiculous accent is clearly a result of topogenesis.

by Sarasaurus October 30, 2007

Topslice

verb.

To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.

1. I left my weed at Jay's house last week and the fucker topsliced the bag. There was at least two joints worth missing.

2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.

by ohlawdmudkips December 28, 2007