toosick

when something amazingly shocking happens, or when a person does something spectacular; the situation or the person can then be defined as 'toosick'.

"Did you c that last episode of one tree hill?"
"Yeah, it was toosick!"

or

"How did the SJ do that?"
"Cos he's toosick!"

by Namziao February 26, 2009

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Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

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Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

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What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward

"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"

by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019

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Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

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