Twoing

When you plan to do something or go somewhere and figure out a second reason to do it.

Twoing saves me time, money and energy. I'm twoing this journey by shopping and collecting the kids.

by eRYANO June 4, 2020

Toobing

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

by tina miller April 24, 2008

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Toroing

When someone in a group photo is so butt-ugly, that you crop them out for the sake of everyones' health.

Hey! Did you see that group picture of the band My Chemical Romance?
Yeah! But that Ray Toro guy is so motherfucking ugly, he got me into toroing him out of the picture he's in.

by mcr_ftw15 March 11, 2015