toad dick 

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

toad dick by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

Toad drowner by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

toad choker 

A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler

Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!

toad choker by NannerPuddin June 11, 2023

toad's dad 

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

toad's dad by kinger splash February 6, 2005

toad stools 

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

toad stools by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad people 

Someone so ugly that they’re comparable to a toad.

Shes so ugly she’s fit in with the toad people.

toad people by phant0mnomnomnom October 7, 2018

Toad in a hole

When the willy goes in the vagina

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too

Toad in a hole by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019