when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.
I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.
Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.
Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.
by waterbrother July 30, 2009
Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021
A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.
Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.
by eakerma February 09, 2006
If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
by Daevid Carter December 19, 2010
by SayWhatNOW!?!? March 25, 2016
an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.
note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
by johnbob06 November 12, 2007
Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.
Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.
Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.
by Noahakmen November 17, 2009