no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade January 11, 2008

Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

scar tissue

A lyric that Anthony Keidis wrote about his father after Anthony got into an accident and Mr. Keidis didn't show sincere sympothy.

Scar Tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mister know-it-all.

by crayon_pink July 22, 2006

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010

Plain White Tissue

an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....

penis TEE HEE

Ditch the plain white tissue, dude, then you might have the respect TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

by RunSachitRun October 19, 2010