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Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.
dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
by mrllama11 January 24, 2010
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Timberella

A bad ass bitch of a princess who lives in the woods, and cuts trees for a living.
"I was out on a hike yesterday and out of nowhere comes Timberella wearing a pair of sexy assless chaps, wielding a chainsaw. Man, I hope Disney makes a movie about her soon."
by "Cronky" April 14, 2017
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Tibersuria

A guy with so many trademark phrases it almost neglects the fact hes cheating scum!
1. Hai, can I join u clan????

2. I noit mcroing, i lag!!

3. Plz u buy muy item???
by Yaaaaaaaaay April 27, 2005
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justin timberlake

the hottest pop star since that other hot popstar you can't remember (not michael jackson goddamnit.) He's so hot infact that he's accumalated a large mass of followers who hate on him because they cannot come to terms with their 'irrational', and 'sinful' feelings for him.
tool 1: i just had a dream about justin timberlake last night
tool 2: what happened?
tool 1: we were in a hot tub and..
tool 2: i'm pretty sure this means you hate him, i mean after all it's irrational to think you'd go gay for him right?
tool 1: yes....completely...yes. god i hate him! whata pozer!
by Mandy April 24, 2005
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Timera

Absolutely beautiful girl/woman with a nice shaped, large butt and an hourglass figure. Friendly personality but will ruin your life if you mess with her. Sex goddess,is loyal and knows how to love.
Bro she's alright but not as good as Timera man
by Thedanknamedefiner June 25, 2017
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justin timberlake

Extremely talented. Possibly the next king of pop. only looked at in bad ways which is completely fucking stupid! SO DAMN SEXY! his song rock your body makes him want to rock your body. went out with britney spears. Now, after breaking up with justin, she's a slutty, trashy white trash ho! Former Mickey mouse club member and member of NSYNC. One of god's gifts to the pop world!
oh my god, i'm so jealous of Justin Timberlake, that's why I talk shit about him!
by Rosie April 1, 2005
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two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006
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