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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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Think Before You Sleep

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.
by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024
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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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Think different

“Here’s to the crazy ones - the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently - they’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the only people who are crazy enough to change the world, are the ones who do.”
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think-piece

A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.
Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf
by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025
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I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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