crunk teeth

Fake teeth that you can temporarily put in your mouth. They are usually gold in color but can vary. Their main purpose is to make you look good when you are partying.

Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.

I put in my crunk teeth to look good for the ladies.

by Greg Albanese January 28, 2005

horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

by RexGibson February 3, 2006

Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.

Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!

by GS AVI March 21, 2008

Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

Teeth

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.

"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"

by Not Zane August 18, 2004

Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.

Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."

by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010

dinosaur with 500 teeth

Nigersaurus

White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*

The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.

by Ballsack cancer the ||| February 5, 2022