can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?
A proper waffle merchant !!
A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

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by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters May 29, 2018

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
