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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
mugGet the nut merchantmug.

dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
mugGet the dick merchantmug.

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023
mugGet the Waffle Merchantmug.

Points merchant

ruairidrayne99
the tier 3 champion is a points merchant
by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022
mugGet the Points merchantmug.

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters May 29, 2018
mugGet the Dream Merchantmug.

Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
mugGet the Ryan Merchantmug.

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
mugGet the helmet merchantmug.

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