The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
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Get the shaft master mug.A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
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Get the trench master mug.1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.
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I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017
Get the Master Cocksmith mug.One who has reached an expertise level with his frag grenades from the video game series Call of Duty.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
*Player killer by grenade and watches killcam
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
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Get the Frag Master mug.Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
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