so i herd u liek mudkipz

A dead meme from 2009.

So I herd u liek mudkipz.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 20, 2019

I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

by geroldf October 23, 2009

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.

Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.

by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019

the herd

a group of girlfriends at mizzou who actively participate in excessive binge drinking, finessing bottle service, and frequent visits to a local zebra. they are extremely entertaining if approached with the right attitude, but can come across as terrifying to outside observers. when one is spotted, it is guaranteed more are in close proximity as they never do anything by themselves. they are grade A schemers, masters of finesse, and relentless in their pursuits. they also enjoy laying collectively, going for long walks to the bar, and relaxing during monday night bachelor viewing times. if they take too much of an interest or liking to you, be prepared to constantly be harassed in numbers. other places they can be found: the big tree, ellis library, squid roe in cabo san lucas, the rise on 9th, their regularly reserved booth in the attic at myhouse nightclub and sports bar, b12, willies, 24 E stewart road.

"oh no... the herd just walked in"
"the herd is going to the attic tonight"
"herd up"
"hooves up!"

by tyreedesmuke April 26, 2019