Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )

Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*

by Missourimans December 27, 2019

sticky tuba

when you give a man (only a man) a sticky tuba, you cum in his bum and blow him.

"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.

by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".

Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.

by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025

Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy September 1, 2016