Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!

If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!

Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!

by The Lawn February 6, 2008

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lung rocket

A tobacco cigarette of any kind.

Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"

Guy 2: "Lung what?"

by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006

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Fun Rocket

Another word for penis, or dick.

"Dude, I cannot wait to show her my fun rocket later tonight!"

by dolph_n May 15, 2021

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Molly Rocket

It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail

Bro last night i got a molly rocket, got fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up

by snapppppppppppppppp January 21, 2018

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Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

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Shart rocket

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.

Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”

by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019

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