bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.

Timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.

by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014

claw clip

A clip that is used to hold hair in place that looks and grabs like a claw.

Where'd you buy that claw clip ? Your claw clip looks nice in your colored hair.

by Scriptlines October 27, 2019

madonna claw

an old withered hand

That old tranny bitch grabbed me with her madonna claws.

by notrub225 January 23, 2010

Bear Claw

The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.

Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.

Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.

by mrbufo October 10, 2005

myspace claw

formation of the hand where one creates a claw. Often attached with a "grr" face, but not necessarily. Usually done by scene myspace girls. aka "the metal hand"?

Scene girl: NEW PICZ. COMMENT PLEZ
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.

by ^_*.. November 23, 2006

claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017