Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

Textual Assault

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving

Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"

by Ur an Embarassment 2 mankind August 3, 2023

textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007

textual harrassment

To be constantly text, im'd or msg'd by an unwanted person.

The new girl at work wont stop texting me, she should be arrested for textual harrassment

by andyclio19 January 21, 2009

get textual

To get it on, ie., arouse somebody, via text message (SMS).

Wow, I can get textual too.

I'm horny, let's get textual.

by Johhnoo April 5, 2009

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010