Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.

Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.

by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009

Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

Texting Wall

Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Whats up?

Person 1: Nm

Person 2: Thats cool

Person 1: Ya

Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D

Person 1: Okay

Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?

Person 1: Good

Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye

Person 1: Lol

*Later*

Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.

by rubyisasifis January 19, 2010

Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 7, 2010

textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.

He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.

by giggles26 July 10, 2012

turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 9, 2008

Audio Texting

When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.

Me: Hey man who are talking to!

Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.

Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.

by Gabe.R February 7, 2009