Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia
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When a male dips his penis in honey and proceeds to fuck a women with it then eat the honey out of her Vagina.
Tom "Dude why is your face all sticky"
Jake "I just gave my Girlfriend a Texas Bumble Bee with a shit ton of honey"
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Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
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The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.
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Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
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