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text sex

text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...
wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day
by loverslane July 21, 2008
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text tard

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
by lane dittoe December 19, 2008
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Text Buddy-Call

the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. Most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am.
Andy (12:10am) : "Hey, I need a text buddy"
Kat (12:16am) : "No Text Buddy-Calls please."
by Scorchacat August 5, 2010
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Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
by ProudGinger June 24, 2010
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text message

the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
by dontworryaboutit2012 August 28, 2012
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Text Message Breakup

When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.
She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!

I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
by Jack, December 9, 2008
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text MESSage

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!
by fossybear123 May 29, 2009
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