cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

testudos

A. a sort of turtle

B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..

watch the movie "gladiator" and watch out for the bit where russell crowe is a gladiator with a small army in the colleseum up against the chariot archers.. whom which get 0wned by the act of testudos

by HITMANHRT November 13, 2005

Testes Test

What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

by Solar March 11, 2004

side-texted

When you are engaged in a social media conversation (i.e. FB status) and one of the commenters texts you when they disagree with what is being said or have additional private information.

Mary side-texted me after she saw what Asia's response was to her Facebook status.

by SMG83_WS January 8, 2014

texted off

Being told off via text message, also related to text fighting.

Well I wouldn't have done that if you had done what you said you'd do.
text fighting told off relationships fighting angry people texted off

by betrisa November 5, 2012

Texted it In

The modern equivalent of phoning it in, but even more lazy / less inspired because you don't actually have to talk to another person.

I know, they totally texted it in

by Hobbestuna May 29, 2010