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terminal gay

Terminal gay is when you are sooooo gay you can no longer be a functioning member of society

It is often used in stages, stage one being the least serious and four being the most
Wow Jerry I thought the clothes made you really gay but the jewelry takes you to terminal gay
by Webu July 9, 2019
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Terminalology

Getting terminology wrong but not caring.
"Jargon filled office environments give me a case of terminalology."
by jimbonelson December 30, 2019
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Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).
"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea
by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021
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Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood
Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.
by Trd222 June 23, 2021
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terminallycaprici0s

formerly milkypepsi
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the biggest karkat kinnie in the entire homestuck fandom in denial
“dude terminallycaprici0s is such a karkat kinnie it’s insane

“right they’re always denying it, as if the first stage of grief isn’t denial…”
by austrella July 24, 2021
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terminal lucidity

so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die
teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die
by capythany April 2, 2023
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Terminally Online

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023
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