punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.

those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.

by good guy 13 April 2, 2009

teenagerdumb

the time of your life(varies but usually the years between 13 and 19...can last a lifetime for certain individuals)when you know everything better than everyone, when you are invincible, infallible and immortal

her mother thought that with the passing of her daughter's 19th birthday, she would finally grow up and leave teenagerdumb

by snowcloud521 February 21, 2009

Teenagerism

An act of discrimination against teenagers such as racism, sexism or general ageism.

Shop owner: only two teenagers in the shop at one time.
Teenager: Thats teenagerism!

by hannahTAD February 25, 2010

ray bans for teenagers

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.

Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers

by Unicorncasablancas July 13, 2009

wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

Teenager

1)A bag of unsteady hormones.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.

"My son's so irresponsible these days! He won't make his bed, I think he's started smoking, he only cares about his friends and never thinks about he's future! he could be a doctor! Plus, I found a stack of playboy magazines under his bed the other day! An he won't talk to me!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"

by wareveh March 3, 2009

teenager

The quantity 1.75 grams of cocaine.

How much blow should we get, man?

A teenager.

by Theresa May 13, 2005