Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011

Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~

"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"

by Stressed Student November 16, 2011

Toffee Town

gay bar/nightclub strips; e.g The Castro, Gay friendly

Dude 1: Are you guys going to the Castro tonight?

Dude 2: Sure am guy, see you in toffee town!

by moneymonk January 13, 2012

tuffeting

When someone (mostly canine) rearranges clothes, towels, etc. to create a tuffet for sleeping or perching

That pup Winston is tuffeting with dem clothes over there

by _lizil_ September 1, 2016

tafeeta

Red Bull, Diet Coke , and cheeseburgers

Today's going to be a Tafeeta kind of day!

by Betsy ross 77 December 19, 2016

Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018