meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

by Diane39 April 4, 2020

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

by amscray October 9, 2017

Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.

“When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”

by Cthasavage January 27, 2020

ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.

Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.

by GAIboss October 9, 2020

ticket to education

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.

oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(

by rachel ginger October 4, 2005

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021