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Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.
I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.
by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010
mugGet the Necro Tissue-Flappingmug.
When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue
"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009
mugGet the tissue but no toilet blumpkinmug.

cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂
by Official urban definer August 21, 2016
mugGet the cum covered tissuesmug.

Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014
mugGet the Deep Tissue Dutch Ovenmug.
The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!
That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!
by Jeffrey Olivo October 1, 2015
mugGet the Same Issue, Different Tissuemug.

Deep Tissue Vagina Wound

Any injury incurred by a male that makes him seem like a pansy and/or wimp.
"Hey, slow down, my ankle hurts." "Oh yeah, I forgot about your deep tissue vagina wound."
by Jeffinitely August 17, 2006
mugGet the Deep Tissue Vagina Woundmug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

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