When a friend, acquaintance, or someone you don't interact with sleeps with everyone's sloppy seconds
by Definitionator185 February 23, 2017
Get the plate cleanermug. Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
Get the Cunt Cleanermug. by tunzo February 4, 2010
Get the Carpet Cleanermug. When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
Get the Texas Pipe Cleanermug. by Mantaztik March 31, 2009
Get the Brampton Pipe Cleanermug. by Your moms face May 18, 2014
Get the vacuum cleaner manmug. A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
Get the Asda Bog Cleanermug.