swizeet

holy shit that is tite!

Brandon Yaras is Swizeet!

by Salmandar March 30, 2003

Switzerland Steamroller

Taking a shit on a lady's chest, and then sitting on her chest to smear it in.

"Dan you'll never believe it! Cindy let me give her a Switzerland Steamroller last night! She totally digged it!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

switzerland snowblow

were a person fills there mouth with snow and gives a blowjob

i had a transsexual give me a Switzerland snowblow

by nezler May 7, 2015

Switzerland

an awesome landlocked country that lies in the middle of Europe. Switzerland is often mistaken for Sweden or Swaziland. Dumb Americans generally believe that people from Switzerland speak "Swiss" when actually German and French are its main languages.

Switzerland also is a place full of as many expats and foreigners as actual Swiss citizens. International schools rule the country with its crazy students from all over the world.

Mike (an American)- Yo, you lived in Switzerland for 10 years... Does that mean you speak fluent Swiss?
Sarah (girl who lived in Switzerland)- No dumbass, I speak French! Swiss isn't a language.

Kelly- I go to International school in Switzerland, but I'm actually American.
Tony- No way! I go to International school in Switzerland too, but I'm Venezuelan!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

Swiner

Someone who sneezes or coughs in a public place.
Largely associated with the game “spot the swiner” in which a person shouts “SWINER!” at anyone who sneezes in a public place.

(In a crowded bar)
Swiner: "ACHOOO!"
Spot the swiner game player 1: "SWINER!"
Spot the swiner game player 2: "dam, got there before me."

by Hazel-ish May 11, 2009

swiner

Someone who gets swine flu then wines about it.

My girlfriend has swine flu, shes a real swiner.
Good I hate that bitch!

by jackjilarde September 15, 2009

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011