switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

by D. Gould June 11, 2006

switch gears

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!

My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

switch 1440

skiing backwards off of a booter while spinning 4 times in the air

J- Oh snap did you see TJ Schiller bust out that gorilla switch 1440

JD-ye ye ye that was crunk

J- why would you try something like that

TJ- because its steezy and my brotha told me to

by CR-Jonson July 16, 2008

switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008

Switch Hitter

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.

I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.

by J Milbs November 3, 2007

Switch-a-beej

When two guys are receiving head in the same room and the persons giving the head switch so that the guys are getting head from the girl who was previously giving head to the guy next to him.

Stew was getting head while his friend Oliver was getting head next to him. Stew said to the girls, "Yo, lemme get that switch-a-beej!" And the girls said, "okay," and switched places.

by Jimbo Nahasapeemapitillon December 9, 2008

switch half cab

the act of combining the switcheroo with a riding the bull. this involves two men and a women. you fuck a chick doggy style in front of a glass window. you tell her to wait a minute while your friend takes your place. you go in front of the window and wave while your friend whispers in the chicks ear "i have AIDS." the next is obvious.

Jordan: yo max and jon used the switch half cab on paris last night.

Sam: what the fuck is that.

Jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that shits unforgivable.

by max cohen hanes May 26, 2008