not supposed to happen

a situation where you really want to do something, so you do it, all the while /knowing its not supposed to happen. Usually understood by both parties. One or both parties participate in the i dont remember that night game.

EX: shit man, that was just... not supposed to happen

by yourfaceklkl February 9, 2010

Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004

I suppose

Used as a qualifier to concede a lack of certainty as to what something entails.

I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes, the hoes... I suppose

by d-reynolds July 29, 2018

jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020

The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

by Leonidis August 4, 2008

Suprise Party

In short, getting raped, could be more blatantly used as: suprise sex, implying of course that party is sex and therefore giving a lighter tone to such horrendous actions

"So Zach did you get with Liz last night?"
"Psh, she basically gave me a suprise party. I can barely walk."

by Jrodd September 1, 2008

Buffalo Suprise

(v) 1 The action by a woman of applying buffalo sauce to her genitals to entice her chicken obsessed partner. 2 The insertion of a chicken wing into an orifice intended to be consumed during intercourse.

Bone in or Bone out?

"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.

Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.

by Sam Ralfenstein June 30, 2011