Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011

subaru

quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.

Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!

by foug January 12, 2005

Submarineing

When you pack as many people as possible into a mini van, with enough weed as you can get and all start smoking at once. the ratio of people to smoking paraphernalia should 2:1, but more joints, bowls, bongs, and hookahs never hurts. The point of the submarine is not to be moving but to find a safe spot and fish bowl it so bad that you take a hit just by taking a breath and make it hard to see in from the out side from all the smoke.

Side note: Always remember to bring food and drinks in the van before you start smoking

the smoke was so thick when we went submarineing last weekend, that you literally couldn't see your hand one foot in front of your face

by Slayer87 June 15, 2011

Chicken Submarine

Placing the carcass of a roast chicken in a friend's bed/under the pillow.

Rob Joy was whipped in Magaluf so I chicken submarined him.

by StellaBnL March 8, 2011

subpar

Something that is of above average quality. In golf, a score that is subpar or below par is better than a score that is above par. Therefore if something was above average, you could say that thing was subpar.

Guy: "My winter break so far has been pretty subpar"
Girl: "Oh why? what happened?"
Guy: "Nevermind. I meant that it was better than average but society has brainwashed you with the incorrect definition"

by ALurker December 26, 2009

Subaru

The vehicle of choice for the modern day hippie. Drivers of said cars have noticeable characteristics such as driving 10 mph under the speed limit, swerving all over their lane; because lack of driving skill and cutting you off while changing lanes.

But Subarus aren't limited just to hippies, you will also find a large number of cocky douche bags drive this. Characteristics of these drivers is actually thinking they matter. Its cute at first, seeing them think that their car is fast but can be rather annoying after you see it a second time. Bless their little heart.

Dumbass Subaru driver: My car go fast it has awd and windows
Knowledgeable American car driver: Cool story bro
Dumbass Subaru driver: *throws hissy fit*

by magic8ball88 August 28, 2010

submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005