chump stump

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay

Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump

by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 9, 2019

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.

Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"

by echomania January 18, 2010

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011

patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.

Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao

by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008