functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

got the strength of a drowning man

An example of an individual with extra ordinary strength.

He fought us off well, he’s got the strength of a drowning man

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Strength

chiraz suffering and dealing with everything alone and yet smiling and pretending everything is okay

chiraz is strong and beautiful she has STRENGTH

by ohnygodidk March 20, 2019

retard strength

retard

_ has retard strength

by gevgs May 14, 2022

Out-strengthed

To be defeated in a feat of strength

He out-strengthed his opponents

by Hunter of strength January 23, 2022

Gentle Strength

When you shell out some time to jerk off but your soft but you try your best anyway.

My roommate was out but i just got a call from my priest, had to muster up some gentle strength

by Free Bryn May 26, 2020

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025