Perve Stache

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009

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Sochi

Russian resort on the Black Sea that will be the site of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

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"Considering the poor showing Team Russia made at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, they've got their work cut out for them to dominate the scene at Sochi."

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by al-in-chgo March 1, 2010

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soochified

An asian form of premature ejaculation.

Wes soochified all over that hoes booty.

by Nikolai cannot die April 24, 2011

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skoch (also skoche)

1) A short period of time

2) To move slightly, to adjust

Wait a skoch, okay?

Let me just skoch it a little

by Joe June 2, 2004

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The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

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Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

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