shitting around

One who sits around on there ass all day not doing a damn thing.

Instead of doing her homework Elizabeth sat around the house just shitting around all day.

by Ryan Metro April 9, 2008

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Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

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Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church

Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.

by K Patrick December 16, 2008

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Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

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sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018

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