Lindsey Stirling

A "violinist" known for producing music pandering to the masses despite her abrasive and amateur tone. She has garnered fame for feigning technical proficiency by dancing while playing arpeggiated etudes students would learn in the rudimentary stages of their string studies. Many classical musicians will secretly mock you behind their back if you ask them if they know Lindsey Stirling, so if you see a string player, do refrain from asking their awareness of the Kenny G of violinists. Tl:Dr: Plebeian

Simpleton: Hey do you know Lindsey Stirling? She is like, the best violinist in the world.
An intellectual: Be gone, peasant leave me be in my chambers to explore the true meaning of progressive jazz.

by An Intellectual Patrician October 7, 2018

Skirting

when some one is on Skype and flirting.

hence skype + flirting = skirting

"what were you doing last night?"

"skirting with Steve."

by miss_innocent20 April 18, 2010

Smithing

Smithing is a violent sexual act used to threaten and gain a desired result.
Can also be used in the context Smith, see below.

You're gunna get a smithing if you dont do as I tell you!

by That King Thing Podcast December 12, 2011

stishing

stoner fishing- as in, being high and seeming to fish in the smoke

"Man, last night i was so stoned i started stishing"

by babycakes123005 April 20, 2007

Stirring the caramel

Named after an instance on MasterChef where Gordon Ramsay got irate with a chef because she had "stirred the caramel" and therefore caused the sugar to crystalize, thereby ruining the texture and taste of the caramel.

Used to alert someone that they are currently fucking something up badly, or are about to fuck up badly.

Dude, you're stirring the caramel...

Damn, man, Susy got into a fight with Sheila and she commented on her fake tits...she stirred the caramel because Sheila FUCKED HER UP.

by Granty_MacNeil August 2, 2011

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009