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Stopping bags

by alexwhatever2 October 14, 2018
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scissor stepping

Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.
D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"
J: "No, it's disgusting, I'm not telling you.... Oh, look! A dog!"
D: "Where?!"
by ARandomUser June 25, 2008
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Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
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shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.
"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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Anti-shipping

Anti-shipping is an ideology opposed to conventional methods of delivery. People who believe in anti-shipping are called anti-shippers.
Person 1: "Hey, I found a first pressing of The Beatles! Would you like me to send it to you with FedEx or USPS?" Person 2: "I am anti-shipping! I would walk 500 miles - and I would walk 500 more- just to be the man who picked up the item locally and said f*** you to sleazy postal services!"
by orararararararars March 22, 2022
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Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014
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Shipping Shrine

This is a shrine dedicated to your otps and other ships. This can contain pictures or fanart of your favorite characters.
Hey Joe have you seen my Shipping Shrine
by catboyfan May 15, 2019
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