Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.

Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.

by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009

Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.

I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

Stew Hat

A pie with no sides, which is clearly not a real pie.

Your mum made me a lovely stew hat last night.
I ate the whole thing.

by Stewart Hat March 1, 2010

Stepboy

A stepboy is a male individual who cries that they cheated on their partner whilst sitting on Guildhall steps.

- "I feel so bad about kissing that random girl last night in Astoria"
- "Shut up bro, stop being such a stepboy"

by JustPortsmouthThings January 23, 2016

rumply stew

a sexual act where one's spin is twisted into a pretzel then punched in the kidney repeatidly. May include a goose and crying

daisy was being a tool so george had to give her the rumply stew

by rumply stew artist March 1, 2011

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Steubenville

A small town in Ohio that most people living here won't see the age of 60 because of the Dirty stinky shit filled air and a bunch of immature drunk assholes driving around at night.

If you wanna die early, be bored everyday for your whole life, sit in convenient parking lot or get drunk come to Steubenville.

by victor brian December 24, 2004