united states of america

FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.

Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?

Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.

Person 1: OK

by Paul Ward June 24, 2007

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

United States of Generica

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

by Thomas L. Robinson September 12, 2008

President of the United States

The president of the United States is the leader of the USA, also known as Jaiden Knight, a 20 year old living his best life

Jay Money is the 48th president of the United States

by Jay_money_000 June 2, 2021

nation states

A game created by Max Barry to promote his books, quite fun if you have a mind.

Nation states is a great game.

by Hack Nike June 9, 2005

United States of America

(1) A nation that has received so much crap from other people around the world for being imperfect.

(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.

(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.

European: "Man, the United States of America sucks!"
Canadian: "I know right?"

American: "Ignorant prick..."

by flipoccino June 23, 2010

bonus stages

Definition 1: an exact Level on a video game.
Definition 2: an extremly funny webtoon you can find at bonusstages.com

Definition 2: Joel: my latest invention can make pancakes walk.
Phil: what the hell is the point of that?
Random dude who isn't in the show: I love bonus stages

by the only smart person in the world April 9, 2006