once completing a search on pinterest, finding another user and re-pinning their images if not all of them due to similar taste.
by Lucybee February 21, 2013
An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.
by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006
You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour
by skiperson April 17, 2010
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 07, 2009
Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
by Goofisteve November 14, 2007
when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!
there's no escaping the stalker fart
there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 17, 2005
Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021