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squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.
Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."
by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010
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Square of Love

The inappropriate involvement of two students and two teachers each inexplicably tied together.
J: "Our square of love is spiraling out of control, C."
C: "But the square of love makes school sexy."

S: "This square of love is going to ruin my teaching career, K."
K: "I love being inappropriate with J and C!"
by J, C, S, K September 3, 2007
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square down

When you're so heated and amped up about confronting someone that you accidentally fuse "square up" and "throw down" together.
I can't wait to square down with Sally after she tried to put me on blast over my vector space model implementation during the meeting.
by OJs Glove August 22, 2016
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Square ass nigga

If some one calls you this it means ur a lame and not wit the activities and jus be Fakin the funk like a buster .
“Did u see that nigga Andrew sneak dissin on the net “ yeah he a square ass nigga , we striped him of his chain
by StoleYoGrannyPercys October 18, 2021
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purple square

Yo Anthony, let me cop a purple square tomorow. I think me and Gabby are going to fuck.
by E.Frazier March 9, 2017
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want yer square go

Scottish for : you wanting a fight but usually neds use it.
Person1: Hey you , yeh want yer square go
Person2: Naw mate
Person1:Thats wit i thought
by T???L?R E?? August 3, 2007
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Break Room Square Dance

The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.

The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:

Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.

Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.

Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.

Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
by LuckyPucker February 13, 2009
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